It’s Me, Sara Louise

Hi! You might know me as C’est Moi, Sara Louise. Before that I was Sara in Le Petit Village. Now, It’s Me, Sara Louise. Hello again.

  • Let's Celebrate (come on now)

    And now if you will please, a little Kool and The Gang…
    Celebrate good times,come on! (Let’s celebrate)
    Celebrate good times, come on! (Let’s celebrate)
    There’s a party goin’ on right here
    A celebration to last throughout the years
    So bring your good times, and your laughter too
    We gonna celebrate your party with you
    Come on now
    (That Kool and the Gang interlude was brought to you by The Husband. He loves ‘The Funk’.)

    But yes, we are celebrating in Le Petit Village. Last weekend was my first Franciversary, and now, the blog’s first birthday. That’s right. On Friday 2nd October, I wrote my first blog post. And now, 301 posts later (302 with this one) here we are.

    In celebration, let’s do what TV does when they’ve reached a milestone (and the writers are feeling too lazy to come up with new material) they flashback to old shows. So that’s what I’m going to do, cheat. I mean have a flashback and take a trip down memory lane of my last year blogging in Le Petit Village.
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    There was the day that I officially became French (sort of) by getting my Certificat de Residence (never did get that frame).

    And when I painted the spiral staircase in the old house, covering up that nutjob’s handy work. And let me tell you something, spiral staircase painting is not easy work. Plus I’m getting on in years so there was a lot of, “Oh, my back.” (Except sometimes I like to channel an old Jewish woman named Sadie so it was, “Oy vey, my back”).

    Then I discovered the joys of Pizza Night  and loved it so much I created a song and dance in it’s honor (I’ve since taught this song and dance to my nieces in Dublin. I’m sure soon it will be all the rage).

    A few weeks later, we drove six hours north so I could meet French Mommy which turned out wonderfully. French Mommy is so happy to finally have a daughter (French Nana digs me too) that on our last visit I got loads of presents and The Husband nada (hee hee).

    And then after we returned to Le Petit Village, Dreamfarm Girl bestowed upon me, my very first blog award  (Dreamfarm Girl was my first non-family/friend follower, she’s been with me since almost the beginning. Plus she’s lives in Texas. There’s a bond).

    I cooked for Papa’s Wife for the first time (I have two French Mother-in-laws. No pressure). Oh and her mother came too, and then The Spaniard showed up, and later The Cousin crashed. Good times.

    And two months after moving to France I had to finally give in, be brave, and get my hair done. Which despite all my preparation turned out to be the the absolute worst haircut I have ever had.
    (Good news though, The Spaniard’s sister owns a salon and she’s pretty good. I’m going for my second appointment with her next week. Besides being good at hair I like going because she looks exactly like her brother. It’s like The Spaniard wearing some jewellery and makeup. Cracks me up).

    Then Fifty’s beloved Honey Jr (they’re best buddies) moved in across the street. The Husband and Honey Jr loved yelling at each other from their windows. The rest of the village, not so much.

    And since it was December and Christmas was approaching we went shopping for my first French Christmas tree, which of course turned out to be a puppy from the refuge instead. And soon my life became all about Fifty and the crazy housebreaking schedule I put him on.
    (All those years spent project planning at the bank paid off. All you need to train a puppy is an implementation plan and a complete disregard for sleep.)

    Soon Christmas was over, New Year’s passed, and because I was so busy dealing with walking a puppy ever hour in the snow, I hardly noticed when March rolled around and we were going stateside to visit my father and friends in Massachusetts and New York. Oh, and then got married.

    And since all newlyweds have their problems and we certainly are no different, we came back to Le Petit Village and discovered that our little Fifty is a serial killer. (I wish I could report that he has been reformed, but after a few months of his inner psycho lying dormant, he has recently struck again. I’ll be sharing the carnage soon…).

    Time slipped by quickly and soon it was May. Springtime in Le Petit Village and we began looking for a new home to move into. I felt like Goldilocks, nothing felt just right, until we finally settled on our new little abode complete with a small garden and Honey Jr installed next door (we move, he moves).

    And then it was summer, and we celebrated Brother-in-Law’s birthday and only a few days later,  The Husband’s (Papa must really like September if you catch my drift…) and we went to The Cousin’s wedding and then Honey B’s and now here we are…

    300 posts later and whole lot of blog friends. Thank you to each and every one of you for taking the time to read my inane drivel. You make living in the middle of nowhere with no Starbucks that much easier.

    (And I must say I’ve come to adore the Le Petit Villagers. 
    They never stop filling me with wine, and cheese, 
    Plus, they always give me something to write about. 
    And to laugh at).
    mercy buckets

    bisou


     
      
  • Killer Clouds From Outer Space

    Have I ever told you that Le Petit Village is in the mountains? (small mountains, but a mountain still).

    Well we are. Le Petit Village is 830 meters up. That’s 2724 feet.

    And because we are so high up, sometimes we get attacked by clouds (but only when Le Mistral has gone on holiday and is not shooing them away).

    If you leave the windows open, and the light is just so, you can see them roll right into the house. And Fifty will look at the haze with that dog head tilt (which we all know is the dog equivalent of, “WTF?”).

    Some are light and fluffy, like they’re full of angels, and sugar plum fairies and made out of cotton candy…

    {angels}

    {sugar plum fairies}

    {cotton candy}
    These are the nice clouds. I like these clouds.

    But some are dark and sinister and full of evil I’m sure…


    {evil}


    {really evil}

    And that’s when I know the Nazi Ghost Zombies are coming.

    And Fifty and me stay inside.
    (with the doors locked)

    bisou

     

  • Stylish

    OOH… somebody thinks I’m stylish!

    The Stylish Blogger Award was passed to me by The Constant Search for More.

    Merci Megan!

    (Megan’s great, and she’s actually fluent in French, unlike some other people…)

    I am to share five ‘secret’ things about me and/or this blog then pass along this award to five stylish bloggers.
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    1. I like to iron. Just about everything in our house gets ironed except socks. But I hate making the bed (but do it, in fact I can’t stand when a bed isn’t made, it’s a love/ hate relationship).

    2. I’ve had a daily planner since I was 12. My first one was bought at Bloomies Express in JFK airport. It was a cream mockadile. I never let anyone see the lists that are written in there everyday. It’s like that scene in A Beautiful Mind where that guy walks into Russell Crowe’s room… nobody needs to see the crazy.

    3. I’m a little scared of the ocean, not of the water, but of everything that lurks in there that we can’t see. Like ghosts of drowned ships and stuff just floating around down there… creepy.  Oh, and I’m, not a huge beach fan. I like the idea of the beach (the warmth of the sun, relaxing, blah blah blah) but I don’t like crowds, and I hate sand. Hate it. I hate how it sticks to you.

    4. It irritates me when people get political on Facebook. Leave Facebook a happy friend place. When I’m having my morning coffee, seeing what’s going on with all my long lost around the world friends, I really don’t want to read snarky comments about one political person or another. It’s not the place. And let me say, I am always up for intelligent political discussion and debate (in person, on the phone, via skype), but these are like ignorant drive by comments, political hit and runs if you will. And there just plain mean!

    5. I have a large scar down the middle of my forehead. It kind of looks like Harry Potter’s scar except more realistic. When people ask me how I got it, I usually tell them this crazy story about playing Monopoly with my brother when we were little and him freaking out because I got Boardwalk and then sheer Incredible Hulk kind of insanity ensuing.
    But the truth is, I ran into the corner of the wall when I was two years old (I’m really really clumsy, and really fast). I was at my babysitter’s house (can you imagine? babysitter’s worst nightmare). My head split open like a melon, right down the middle. I have a ridiculous number of stitches (don’t remember the exact number and not going to guesstimate because then I’ll get that phone call from my mother).
    I was very lucky for two reasons, 1) my babysitter was an EMT and 2) a plastic surgeon stitched me up instead of some 1st year resident with shaky hands.
    I actually remember what I was wearing; a coffee colored turtleneck bodysuit (with snaps underneath) and red corduroys.
    (Leave me alone, it was 1979. But I wonder if I’m still entitled to the Stylish Award after admitting to that ensemble).
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    I know I usually break the rules and pass the award on to only one blogger, but this time, I’m going to give it out to all five (in alphabetical order)…

    A Tranquil Townhouse
    (stylish interiors)

    Fabulous! (Pasta Not Included)
    (stylish and fabulous!)

    Jersey and the Monkey
    (stylish Jr.)

    Le Petit France Blog
    (stylish in France)

    Small But Charming
    (stylish gardens)

     (By the way, that Monopoly story happened, 
    except I’m the one who didn’t get Boardwalk) 
    bisou
  • My First Franciversary

    26 September, 2009, Sara Louise moved to Le Petit Village to be with The Boyfriend who six months later would become The Husband, and to rescue a puppy, who had been abandoned in a garbage dumpster and christen him, Fifty. 

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    On this, the most honorable of days, I will tell you the story of exactly one year ago (and one year ago minus one day).

    My last day of Dublin was rather uneventful. It had already been three weeks since I had finished at work, and many goodbye dinner and drinks with friends and colleagues had occurred, and nights in Temple Bar where I hugged Leprechauns…

    {they’re after me lucky charms}

    So on that last evening of my old life what did I do?
    I stayed up late shredding papers.
    That’s what I did.
    I shred papers.
    I actually shredded so much that I broke the shredder.
    (Sorry Auntie, guess what you’re getting for Xmas this year).
    (Funny since I had gotten her that very shredder as a Xmas present).

    Eventually all that shredding tuckered me out (with extreme boredom), and I went to bed. If any of you have made a big move in your life, you know what that last night sleep before is like. It’s not really a sleep. It’s a nervous rest. Sad that you will never be in that room again (or you will, but it won’t be your room anymore), excited about your new life and all it may bring, and scared to bits that you made a very bad decision. And then the sunrises and what’s done is done, and your on your way to your new life, your new home.

    At the airport, checked in with my extra-weight bags I phoned The Husband (who of course was then, The Boyfriend), and he said he was sleeping. WHY WASN’T HE AWAKE? (I’ll tell you why, because he had spent the night before drinking honey wine with who else but The Honeys. So while I spent a scintillating evening with a paper shredder, he was getting hammered on bee juice). If I was awake and nervous, he should be awake and nervous.  
    One Dublin to Nice flight, and Nice to Le Petit Village drive later and I was in my new home. I was trying to look at it with ‘new home‘ eyes instead of ‘holiday fun‘ eyes. The Husband helped me out with that, I walked into a messy house. Definitely not holiday fun time. Cue first tantrum. 
    Within a few minutes of my arrival, loads (maybe not loads, but like six or seven) of people were crowded around the outside of the front door. They were there to meet and greet me. They all stood there, smiling at me (inspecting me). I smiled back and nodded at all the French things they were saying. (It was the beginning of many months of the smile and nod).  
    And that night we went out to dinner. 
    And on Sunday I began to unpack. 
    And on Monday The Husband went to work. 
    And that was that. 
    Welcome to your new life. 
    This is not a rehearsal.
    (not very exciting, is it?)

    bisou

  • honeylicious

    {I’m innocent}
    “And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.”   
                                                                                                       – Winnie The Pooh
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    As if he wasn’t sweet enough already,
    now Fifty is honeylicious.
    bisou
  • And In Summer Summation…

    {oh happy days}
    With the Autumnal Equinox occurring today, I will now take a moment to officially bid adieu to summer… 
    Au revoir Summer.
    À bientôt Rosé. 
    I’ll miss you both. Come back soon. 
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    And with that, I will now offer you some of my favorite family gems from our holiday time together.
    Enjoy.
    “Big dogs suck all the oxygen out of a house”
    Um OK Auntie, I guess that has some logic to it.


    “Why won’t you give me your password for Facebook? You’re trying to hide something. What are you trying to hide?”
    The Husband never told me that French Nana works for the secret police. (For the record, we have know idea why she wants his password so badly).

    “And they say the Irish drink a lot.” 
    Observation by Auntie while watching Mr Honey have a little of this, and a little of that (a lot of this, and a lot of that). 
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    And then there was my mother. Specifically my mother bonding with Fifty…

    My mother is not an animal fan, she only really likes horses and I’m pretty sure that’s because they don’t come inside (except when I was two and I walked my Shetland pony inside through the garage. He was cold).

    She would say things to Fifty like, “I don’t dislike you. You’re a very nice dog, but I don’t need to touch you, and you don’t need to touch me.” 
    And then Fifty would look at her, wagging his tale, and give her leg a big old lick (he’s a licker).

    And all that tail wagging and licking must have melted her heart because soon she was cooking up chicken scraps for his dinner….
    (and getting all fancy with it)


    “Do you have a bouillon cube?” she asked.

    “For what?”

     “For Fifty’s chicken”

    “No. He’s OK. “
    “Well I don’t know. Maybe he likes a little flavor”. 

    And as I was serving it to him…

    “Wait, I haven’t put any salt and pepper on that yet”.

    I knew she’d love him.
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    Bonjour Fall!
    Coucou Red!

    I’ve missed you so!

    (the red wine, not so much the Fall)

    bisou







  • Instant BBQ

    The story according to The Husband; Gatz phoned him and said that he would like to have a BBQ, but at our house. 

    The Husband loved this idea. Gatz was buying all the meat, so that would mean all that we would have to do was turn on the grill, cook the meat, and voila, instant BBQ.

    Uh, no.

    Some men (particularly my man) can be so clueless when it comes to things like this. What do they think, we’re just going to tear into slabs of meat, on paper plates, with our bare hands? (well, probably, yeah). 
    What about side dishes? 
    What about drinks? 
    And who is going to clean up? 
    (Just a few of the thoughts going though my head as I waved goodbye to my Saturday morning).


    Merci Gatz.

    So as I was running around cleaning and making tabbouleh, Gatz showed up with all these paper packages… 
    (that really, if they were tied up with string, they could have been some of my favorite things, except they weren’t brown)


    Which when unwrapped, looked like this…


    {meat}
    Honey Jr manned the grill…
    (This is Honey Jr working the BBQ in his back yard. I took the photo from my back yard. This is how close our houses are. It’s snuggly).
    And this guy supervised…

    {I’m in charge}

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    We ate Merguez, sausages, Andouille, Figatelli, back bacon, and chicken. It was a meat fest. I think I was the only one who had the tabbouleh. I think I was the only one who used a fork. So yeah, it turns out that it’s true, all they wanted was to tear into meat, with their bare hands.

    Fine. Good to know. Next time I won’t go to any trouble. Because I’m pretty sure none of them noticed how clean the floor was or how nicely set the table was anyway. 

    But luckily, I didn’t have to make any dessert, because Honey Jr brought this…
    {drunk fruit}
    Melon drowned in Porto, yummy stuff. And since it’s fruit. It’s good for you.
    And then, just as we finished our last bite of melon, Gatz stood up, said he had to go play Pétanque, and left. Poof! Just like that. No coffee. No digestif. 
    He came, 
    He ate,
    He left.
    bisou

  • escargot

    Snails…
    From the garden to the table in only two weeks.
    Or you can keep them as pets.
    (I think I’ll call this guy Melvin)
    bisou
  • I've Got Nothing

    There is nothing to report in Le Petit Village.

    (Except for the crazy crickets that have been invading my home. It’s like they’ve replaced the flies. Slightly more challenging to kill what with the jumping and all but I’ve honed my ninja assassin skills to accommodate their quick demise. My ninja assassin repertoire now includes flies, crickets, and basil plants).  

    With nothing to report, I will leave you with these photos of Fifty in a t-shirt.

    Enjoy…

    {what up yo}

    {I like cuddles}
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    Oh, and I almost forgot, a very pregnant Vicky finally gave birth to four healthy puppies.

    {preggars}

    None of which look anything like Fifty (thank god) but very much like Leo.
    (I can cancel that trip to The Maury Povich Show for the daddy test).

    bisou
      

    P.S. Despite Vicky’s obvious indiscretions, Fifty still loves her.

  • circus shmircus


    {clowns are scary}

    Imagine that you live in a tiny place on top of a mountain with only 250 other people (OK, in the summer the population goes up to almost 1000, but still). And to get anywhere, to do anything, you have to navigate down that topsy turvy mountain, on teeny, loopy, swervy roads with crazy kamikaze drivers. So one day, when you’re out for a walk (because that’s what we do here, we go for walks) you come across a sign that says the circus is coming to town. 
    You would get excited wouldn’t you? (Of course you would). 
    And I got excited (I’m not going to go into much detail but will tell you that many circus is coming to town’ dances were made up, and performed).

    The Husband kept telling me to relax, that it wasn’t a big deal, but how could I not get excited? The circus was coming to town. Big stuff in my little world.

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    And then the trucks came (two to be exact)…

    And the Big (little) Top was setup…

    And the zoo part of the Zoo Circus was put out on the field where we play rugby with Fifty and Vicky…

    Two horses

    Two llamas
    .
    And a goat.

    That’s it. That’s all I got.

    Oh, and three clowns.

    Next time I’ll just watch Honey Jr and his amazing bees.
    bisou