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help me peeps (you're my only hope)
We’re going to a Halloween party. Brother-in-Law and his fiance (that’s right, Brother-in-Law is getting married too… must be something in the water here) are having a Halloween party.(Oh, and 18 year old fiance will henceforth be known as Child Bride). They had one last year but we didn’t go. I had only been here a…
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strike
France is in the middle of a strike (again). Long story super, duper short (and without going into the heavy details), citizens are peeved with Mr. Sarkozy, his pension reform plans and retirement age increase. And because the French are experts at strikes, riots, and revolution (Hello Marie Antoinette! Where’s your head at girl?!), they don’t just strike…
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Mushrooms Are Not Your Friends
It has been one year since the horrible incident. The incident that has forever changed me. The incident that has left me scarred, terrified of pregnant flies and their gross and disgusting maggot babies. It’s been one year since The Mushroom Incident…dun dun dun…. (And as nothing exciting is happening, it’s an excellent time for a…
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Psycho II
Exhibit A.Rugby Ball. {dead} Exhibit B. What Exhibit A. should look like. {play with me} Exhibit C. Psycho killers always return to the scene of the crime. {“what rugby ball?”} Verdict.The Psycho Killer is back. fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa bisou
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all you can eat
The Husband loves to eat. He loves his food. And he loves crazy food like beef tongue, veal brains, and beef tartare. This means that anytime we go to Aix en Provence, I know that we’re eating at the place that does the all you can eat beef carpaccio (but I’m pretty much OK with…
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The Gypsy Getting Married
The Gypsy is engaged.This is rather sudden, surprising, and oh so very exciting!(A gypsy wedding! Can you imagine? It’s gonna be fantabulous in the nuttiest of ways). I’m guessing that he must have been feeling left out since The Cousin and The Husband got married. And I’m saying this because The Gypsy hasn’t had a girlfriend.…
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The Husband
{hawt} Today it’s all about The Husband. This morning, turning on my laptop and making my coffee, The Husband asked, “what are you writing today?” “I’m not sure yet, I’ll see.” “You never write about me. Why don’t you ever write about me?” Um, OK. I didn’t know he was feeling so ignored by Le Blog.…
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For The Love of J.R.
Thanks to the miracle of pharmaceuticals, I’m beginning to feel better, but I’m still not full on me yet (It’s kind of like a printer when the ink cartridge needs to be changed. You can see the words on the page, but they don’t pop. That’s me right now, I’m not popping).It’s a good time…
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sick & icky
I saw my French doctor yesterday for the very first time. He told me I have tonsillitis. (He is so not my favorite person right now. Except, he did give me the drugs. OK, back on the Christmas card list he goes). I’m cranky, sick, and icky.(And I look pretty icky too. Sick is not a good…
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Honey Pizza Party
{Mr Honey working. Honey Jr not} On the last Sunday of summer The Honeys threw a pizza party. Not only do The Honeys make honey, and crazy delicious homemade alcohol, but they make pizza too. I love these guys. Because it was a few weeks ago and I wasn’t taking notes, I don’t remember what…
It's Me, Sara Louise 