Why did the goat cross the road?
I don’t have a clue but it’s the oddest thing to see on a Saturday night.
Driving to another village for dinner with friends, we came upon a dog and a goat walking together down the road. The Boyfriend hopped out of the car trying to scare them off. Instead, the two ran up to him ready to play. Not wanting a repeat of last week’s unfortunate bunny incident, the Boyfriend walked into the village with the goat and dog tagging along and us driving slowly behind.
My Boyfriend, the goat herder.