It's Me, Sara Louise

Now, you know how this goes… 10 things about me that you do not know, and then I share the love with the chosen bloggers.

Since I know that the suspense is killing you… DUN DUN DUN… I’ll start with the spreading of all that wonderful joy and love…

(me, bestowing joy and love)

Now the tricky part, 10 things about little ol’ moi…

1. I used to be a champion, state record holding, swimmer, not kidding, I actually was.

2. The first time I met The Boyfriend was after midnight in a nightclub. This tidbit of info is for all the single ladies out there that are told that this never happens. It does and it did.

3. When I was in 6th grade, I developed a horrible bumpy red rash all over my forehead and around my eyes (swimming related). It lasted into 7th grade, this was in addition to buck teeth, too short, too frizzy hair, and being tall for my age, I was teased relentlessly and boys barked at me. I now enjoy looking at photos on Facebook of some of the people that teased me. I will not say anything unkind about how they have ‘grown’, but will say that karma is clearly a b*tch.

4. I got arrested during a bar fight in New York City on St. Patrick’s Day when I was 16. Not something that I’m particularly proud of but hey, pretty cool story to tell the grandkids.

5. I snore. Loud. Like a large truck driving, lumber jacking, fat man loud.

I know I said 10 but you get 5.

I need to save something for the memoir.