It's Me, Sara Louise

This is what The Boyfriend says.

What he means to say is, “You’re in so much trouble.”

But no matter how many times I correct him, he still says it wrong. And I prefer it that way. It’s funnier to hear him chastise himself, saves me from doing it.

My response is always the same, “Yes, you are in trouble.” At this point he remembers the English lesson from last time, and peddles back to change it, but it doesn’t matter, I’ve usually walked out of the room by then, laughing to myself on the way.