The Gypsy is engaged.
This is rather sudden, surprising, and oh so very exciting!
(A gypsy wedding! Can you imagine? It’s gonna be fantabulous in the nuttiest of ways).
I’m guessing that he must have been feeling left out since The Cousin and The Husband got married. And I’m saying this because The Gypsy hasn’t had a girlfriend. Up until a few weeks ago he was single. (Well there was that girl who tasered him but that’s another story for another time).
Basically he decided he wanted to get married so he put the gypsy word out and voila, the future Mrs Gypsy appeared. (I’ve never met her but wouldn’t it be the most wonderful thing if her name was Rose Lee?)
They got to know each other for a couple of weeks and now they’re engaged. The Gypsy has even gotten himself a brand new caravan.
sparkly new caravan = serious.
(And so as not to be confused, The Gypsy is not one of the Romas that Sarkozy has evicted, he is a French gypsy from way back so that’s why Sarkozy isn’t all up in his grill… for the moment).
(I’m thinking something Whirling Dervish like)