It's Me, Sara Louise

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How does one tell the tale of a toddler bar fight? How could I possibly give the spectacle the proper prose for you to see it the way I did? I’m pretty sure it’s impossible, and from now on, I will do my best to film life here in Le Petit Village at all times, because clearly I need to.

Let’s see… it was a Friday night at Le Petit Bar, all the usual suspects were there along with two little girls, each about twenty months (that’s a total guesstimate), each blonde, one sweet, and one not so sweet (so basically, Sweet and Sour). Everything was fine until there was a dispute over a doll (isn’t that always the way), and then Sour shoved Sweet into a table leg and proceeded to go all Mike Tyson on her.

The Parisian broke it up.

You know, a typical Friday night at Le Petit Bar.

I guess you had to be there. But trust me, it has to be one of the strangest things I have ever seen… why… because two toddlers got into a physical altercation over a doll… in a bar.

And here’s a fun Le Petit Village fact… In the past two years, five babies have been born in Le Petit Village (it’s a baby boom… really), and all have been girls. Maybe it’s something in the water. Personally, I blame Chernobyl.