'my very best Christmas' by Fifty

Bonjour tout le monde! C’est moi, Fifty! 
Did everyone have a nice holiday? I had the best Christmas ever! Since my mommy let me tell you all about my Thanksgiving, I asked her if I could tell you about my Christmas too.   
I knew this Christmas was going to be good because my grandma came to visit and she came all the way from someplace called Texas. I don’t know where that is, but Mommy and Daddy said it’s really far away. 
Last year, we went to my other grandma’s house in Auvergne and that was fun, but I like staying at home too (riding in the car is not my favorite). Plus, it seemed like Grandma never stopped cooking so I spent a lot of time hanging out on the steps to the kitchen.
I figure that since people have to walk over me to get in or out, they can’t help but to notice me sitting there so they’re more likely to put a little something into my bowl. And I can stare at my grandma while she cooks and give her sad, pouty looks. So far, this method has gotten me; turkey, beef, and lamb (that’s my new favorite).
On Christmas morning when my mommy was handing out the presents, I couldn’t believe it when she put two presents in front of me. TWO! I got so excited unwrapping them that I could hardly stay still long enough to pose for photos. 
That’s why I look all blurry and fuzzy in that photo, I was too excited to sit still! One of the nice ladies that was visiting with my grandma in September sent me a stuffed toy with big eyeballs, and my grandma got me a monkey crossed with a cow that has hands and feet that squeak when I grab it. It’s an odd little thing but it’s my new baby and I love it.   

That’s me with my toy and my baby. I had a so much fun playing with my new toy that it might have been a bit too much fun for the toy….

I ripped it’s face off. Oops. My mommy had to take it away from me because she said that I have ‘self control’ issues. I’m not sure what that means but I’m trying really hard to be gentle with my baby. I don’t want what happened to the last one to happen to this one too. So for now, this baby is only for cuddles.

Bonne année tout le monde! 

À Bientôt!
Fifty
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26 responses to “'my very best Christmas' by Fifty”

  1. Fifty, it seems you always have an interesting holiday

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  2. HAHA dog toys are always the strangest hybrids of animals. Charlie LOVES de-squeaking his!Glad you had a good Christmas, Fifty 🙂

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  3. Merry Christmas Fifty! Glad you had a fun holiday with your baby!

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  4. Happy New Year Fifty and for your family too! 🙂

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  5. Oh Fifty it sounds like your had a Fabulous Christmas!

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  6. Well those eyeballs were a bit odd anyway Fifty, I wouldn't worry about it. Sounds like you had a veritable feast to eat too!

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  7. Bonne année!♥ Franka

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  8. Very, very sweet. The photo of the random eyeball made me giggle.Happy New Year to THE household of LPV!! Gros bisous,H

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  9. Dear Fifty….I feel your pain! I think your mommy has serious control issues, those are your toys and you can do whatever you want with them…IMHO. Bonne annee!Your human friend forever

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  10. Why are the eyes always the first things to go????!!!!!;(Happy New Year, Fifty, and tell your mommie I said so!!!

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  11. Hhahahaha! Awww Fifty, you don't have 'self control' issues, you're just spirited, that's all. :)Please don't tell your mom I said that. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

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  12. Ohhh bless… very cute! so glad y'all had a nice Christmas! – Hope 2013 is full of all sorts of blessings for you!

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  13. When Jack was a puppy, we bought him a dinosaur (it was a dollar). He loved it, but trashedit. So we bought all theyhad and continued to replace them until he learned to play nice. Dogs aretoo funny with their toys.

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  14. You have to rip the eyes out-otherwise they can see to escape.

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  15. So cute! Looks like Fifty had a great Christmas! Happy New Year! Traci

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  16. You look after your new Baby, Fifty…and maybe you'll get some more treats!

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  17. Jeez. It looks like he is vibrating from excitement.

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  18. Hi Fifty-I know exactly how you feel. I love having guests for Christmas who sneak me all kinds of wonderful food. Congratulations on keeping your baby alive. I admit that mine don't tend to survive that long unless I've hidden them in the secret stash under Mom's bed (don't tell her)!Votre ami,Chula

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  19. What sweet pictures! A happy new year to you, Fifty!

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  20. Oh good morning to you from California..and a Happy New Year! Fifty, Tucker knows how you feel. Both the new toys that came for him and Stewie had to be taken. Tucker effectively found how to de-stuff them and they are now removed. I'm going to have to sneak them away to the trash so he doesn't see where I'm taking them.Perhaps the big ole' eyeballs staring at you were just too much. I totally understand.

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  21. I absolutely love the posts by Fifty – they're the best.

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  22. I giggled through this post, it sounds like you had a fabulous Christmas, Fifty! Say hello to your mommy from me and Happy New Year to all of you!

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  23. Aww, Fifty, I love it when you tell us your stories! Glad you got such wonderful toys to play with! Even when they did not last that long! Have a wonderful year with your Mommy and Daddy!

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  24. Woo another Fifty post! And it's okay to be careful with your toys… we had to do the same with our dog after a Silvester the cat made of particularly thin plastic didn't even live through Christmas day. Fully ingested. It was pretty impressive. 😉

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  25. Wow, you're right! They definitely look like they could be related! Fifty is precious!!! And I love the name 🙂

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  26. Fifty, I have such a crush on you!

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