Gregory doesn’t usually go to the grocery store on his own, but it’s not because of any
HE MAN, ME WOMAN, reason. It’s simply because Gregory is notorious for picking up the wrong thing (
even when he has a detailed list and makes one phone call home for each item on the list), or becoming completely confused (
like the time he was supposed to grab celery and came home with one leek), or going rogue and ignoring the list altogether. (
Does anyone remember the horse meat incident?).
Well a couple of weeks ago Gregory was going to have coffee at a friend’s house, a friend who happens to live right around the corner from a grocery store. I asked Gregory if he wouldn’t mind picking up some cream. Due to Gregory’s grocery store history, and the fact that there are approximately 129387 types of cream in France (that’s me guesstimating), I decided to be super clever and snap a photo of the type of cream I wanted with his phone. This way he would know exactly what I wanted and there wouldn’t be any confusion. (Do you see where this is going?)
This is what I took a photo of.Â
And this is what he came home with.
If anyone can explain to me how this happened I’ll be your best friend. Over and out.
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