// Last night, Star Wars Revenge of the Sith was on French TV. We were watching bits of it here and there and I was explaining to Gregory who everybody was (he still hasn’t seen the three original Star Wars movies but I have promised to finally rectify that this weekend). I made the mistake of saying, “That’s Anakin Skywalker, he’s Luke’s dad. This is before he turns into Darth Vader.” And then Gregory looked at me and said, “Darth Vader is Luke’s father?” Oops. (HOW DID HE NOT KNOW THAT?!?! I know he hasn’t seen the films but c’mon!)
// On the Sleepy Hollow season finale, Ichabod Crane said the word, ‘poppycock‘, and I turned about fifty shades of happy. I love that word! POPPYCOCK, POPPYCOCK, POPPYCOCK!
// Lena Dunham posted this tweet, which I’m pretty sure is the greatest tweet of all time because it’s 100% true. If you don’t believe me, watch the clip below. P.S. Me + Jordan Catalano = Forever
// Honey Jr and Honey’s Honey are on three weeks holiday in New Caledonia and every time a photo of them lounging on some secluded beach sipping cocktails pops up on Facebook, I want to punch them. I love them, but I want to punch them.