It's Me, Sara Louise

// I can safely say, without a shadow of a doubt, that if I was still in The LPV, I would have had at least two Raclettes by now this fall. How can I be so sure? Because that’s how many Gregory has had; two Raclettes, both last week! I hate him. (j/k)

// Besides stuffing himself with delicious, gooey cheese and potatoes, Gregory’s been chowing down on good ol’ Le Petit Village pizza van, pizza. Last Friday he headed up that way to spend the evening with Honey Jr and Honey’s Honey. He was kind enough to snap a photo for me of the pie they chose; the Norvégienne, my favorite pizza van, pizza. I hate him. (j/k)

// While Gregory was hanging with The Honeys, my oh so exciting Saturday night at home with my mother consisted of a round of cards, followed by the movie, Up, which neither of us have ever seen (but our reactions were pretty much like this), and Sleeping Beauty, the old, animated one from a zillion years ago, which I haven’t seen since I was a tot. After seeing that minx, Maleficent, in the cartoon version, I now want to see Angelina Jolie’s version. (Confession: I never really wanted to see it, mostly because I’ve felt like Angelina Jolie was kind of playing herself in the movie, and I was like, meh. Harsh, yes, but my opinion.)

// Speaking of Angelina, have you heard that Brangelina is producing a red now to match their rosé? I wonder if it will be as over hyped and overpriced as their pink one? Probably. Me, I’m sticking to this beautiful bottle that The Honey’s gave to Gregory to bring over to me. Man, I miss The Honeys, they’re good people. (In my book, you give me wine, you’re ‘good people’.)

// And because I want to get my hands on that bottle of wine sooner rather than later, Gregory and I have decided that he’s coming to Texas for Christmas! Ho Ho Ho! (Ignore those ho ho’s. There should be no ho ho’s until after Thanksgiving. I apologize, but I’m feeling jolly.)