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versatile
Versatile: embracing a variety of subjects, fields, or skills; also: turning with ease from one thing to another.
I’ll happily take that as a compliment. Thanks Lauren at the Au Pair Project.
Lauren is a Californian (with a dash of Cajun… love that) Au Pair in Lyon who takes care of two petits enfants that live with their single dad. It’s kind of like The Nanny minus the Park Ave address, butler, and flirting (except the Dad has been flirting with other ladies… and Lauren would know… her bedroom is right next door to his. I recommend ear plugs Lauren.)And now for my requisite seven secrets….
1. I’m a little confused about this Justin Beiber thing. I have no problem with him staying in his tween domain, but I don’t really want to see him in a fashion spread in my Glamour.
2. Kristen Stewart bothers me. If I was an actress (with so many other struggling ones out there) and was lucky enough to be cast in one of the biggest franchises of all time, and work with Jodie Foster, Sean Penn, and Robert De Niro, I wouldn’t walk around with such a sour puss all the time. Smile. (But what about the paparazzi… blah blah blah… get over it).
(I’m feeling a little feisty this morning).3. I love Anne of Green Gables and have been lucky enough to visit Green Gables on Prince Edward Island. A little something crossed off the bucket list.
(But the really cool part about this; I convinced a family to go there on their summer vacation. And then I convinced them to take me with them. I was 11 and very persuasive).4. On the subject of books… I adore Shel Silverstein and like to give A Light in the Attic and Where the Sidewalk Ends as presents to friends with children. I have no idea why I felt like sharing this, but there you go.
5. More books… when I was young (maybe eight?) my mother gave me a book of Shakespeare for children. It was basically all of his most popular works told as stories (without the crazy language). I am convinced that this helped me a great deal through school. A bit of advice to any parents of young children out there; find this book. (They’re still teaching Shakespeare in school, right?). And again, I have no idea why I felt like sharing this.
6. And continuing on with my inner nerd guiding me… when I was a kid I read encyclopedias for fun and I used to do research reports for no other reason other than to entertain myself. Obviously, I was très popular. I also read most of the Trivial Pursuit Genus edition cards. Jeopardy, one day you will be mine.
7. I can’t conjugate. There I said it. Leave me alone.
………………………………………………………………………………………………..And now for the passing of blogger love…
(Technically I am supposed to pass this on to 15 other bloggers, but you know I never follow these rules, and 15 seems a little excessive, so I’m going with seven. Seven tidbits about me… seven bloggers. Makes more sense).
(and again… feisty)Conjugating Irregular Verbs… Aidan is a Texan who lived in Dublin and now finds herself in the south of France… sounds oddly familiar doesn’t it? Basically this makes Aidan my homegirl and quite possibly, my soul mate.
Fairy Tales Are True… Sarah’s blog is beautiful, whimsical, happiness. She makes my inner grouch smile (not an easy feat). Well done Sarah.
Fojoy… Robyn is my girl from way back. She’s Canadian, very real, and very funny (but aren’t all Canadians funny, eh?)
In My World… Simple math to explain my affection for Beth…
Not Liking Dina Lohan + Liking Maureen Dowd = I like you.Living Out of the Box… Valerie has left Colorado (again) to spend time living in Italy learning Italian and drinking wine. Next stop France where she will learn French and drink wine. Jealous aren’t you?
Living With Mr Johnson… I heart Ahn’s blog; the photos, the lobsters, the cocktails, the husband and wife matching sunglasses, I heart it all. And, Ahn got engaged on Walden Pond, as in Thoreau’s Walden Pond. That makes my inner nerd all sorts of happy.
Throw Your Arms Around Me… Like most Aussies, B, is mad as a box of frogs (in the best of ways). And she is teaching French children in the south of France. Hilarity ensues.
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une journée de commémoration
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inappropriate
The Husband went for his annual check up and he phoned me afterwords…
(We had a a bet to see if he has gained weight since I moved in; he did, 1kg)He was happy to report that the doctor told him he was perfect (but as he said, she didn’t check his brain), and then he told me that when he took his shirt off, the doctor said he had a nice body.
WHAT???
“She said what?” (in a much gentler tone)
“It’s OK, she’s like 55.”
(Apparently The Husband is not familiar with the species known as, la cougar.)
“I don’t care how old she is, that’s not appropriate.”
“It’s OK. she was being nice, she asked if I played any sports.”
(Try to picture the “it’s OK” part being said with that southern French accent. For some of you this may be difficult, but for others, you know what I’m talking about, it’s slightly sing-song, irritated, and occasionally followed by a huff and puff).
Since he clearly wasn’t understanding, I had to I turn the tables on him and break it down like this…
“If I went for my physical and the 55 year old male doctor said I had a nice body, would that be OK?”
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turn that frown upside down
{outside my bedroom window}good morning sunshinebisou
P.S. This photo was taken a few days ago, it’s damp and grey outside. Killer clouds hiding Nazi Ghost Zombies have rolled into my windows. I’m going back to bed. TTFN.P.S.S. For those not in the know, TTFN means Ta Ta For Now (sorry, my inner tween made me do it) -
the art of relaxation
After the usual horrible drive (but bonus… Fifty only threw up once) we got to French Mommy’s a little after 10pm. A double cheek kiss, a bite to eat, and straight to bed we went (driving with Fifty is a very tiresome experience).
Around midnight I woke up to someone shouting, in French. French Nana had woken up and began shouting from her room downstairs to French Mommy’s upstairs asking if “the kids had arrived” (love that). But they then proceeded to have a conversation, shouting, for a few minutes.
Yes the kids are here, and they were sleeping.
With the exception of being woken up in the middle of the night by a shouting Nana, It was a cozy, relaxing weekend and everything I could have hoped for…
Saturday was spent hanging out at the bar, The Husband was fed his beef tongue, I stuffed myself with Auvergne blue cheese (it’s the blue cheese of champions, plus, it gives you crazy wicked dreams). We watched Clermont clobber Paris in rugby and I got to indulge in my crush on Morgan Parra.
And once again I was given loads and loads of presents. I think I get spoiled because deep down French Mommy had wished that The Husband had been a girl (he’d make a pretty one too… all blonde hair and legs).
I sat by the fire all day on Sunday reading. Isn’t that the best? Like six hours of none stop reading. I never ever get to do that.
(I’m reading The Girl Who Played with Fire… if you haven’t read the Millennium trilogy
you should do so now)
Fifty was distracted by all the foie gras and roast beef he was being fed. (I think he might be the first dog to get gout) so I was free to relax without his constant neediness. And The Husband was distracted by his friends…
{Ellie & Tigger love cuddles}and his toys…
{vroom vroom}I love how French Mommy has left his room intact. The Husband went away to school when he was eleven and his room always looks like it’s waiting for him to come home… and he’s eleven.
(And I’m totally going to be in trouble for posting these photos)And I ate twenty escargot! Twenty! I counted and took a photo for posterity…
I wonder if garlic has the same effect on Nazi Ghost Zombies as it does on vampires? Because if it does, I think I’m good for awhile.Ooh ooh ooh… you ready for the best part? I got to pick out the wines for dinner from the wine cellar (now you know the real reason I like it there). I love it down there so much that if it wasn’t so cold, I think I’d sleep there, snuggled up surrounded by all of my friends.
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my moment of zen
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Saved by French Mommy
You know how I wasn’t super excited about going to Brother-in-Law’s Halloween party? Well now I don’t have to… French Mommy has come to the rescue (sort of).
The Husband remembered that he has next Monday off of work and the three day weekend is the perfect (and only) opportunity for us to visit French Mommy until after Christmas (Christmas is in Dublin this year).
And then, after he remembered he had one of his special moments…
I asked what the day off was for and he thought for a moment and said, “Because it’s when Jesus died.”
“Uh, no, that’s Good Friday.”
Bless.
So for whatever reason that The Husband has the day off, we are on our way to French Mommy’s house for the weekend. A few oil refineries have reopened (re: strike), we have a full tank and French Mommy promises that her local gas station is OK (she could of course be lieing so we end up stranded there… for the record, I do not have a problem with this).
Downside… we’re missing the Halloween party (can you tell that I’m heartbroken? There really should be a sarcasm font). But to let you know, the decision had been made and I was going as a Mad Men-esque housewife and The Husband as a rugby player
(wow, a housewife and a rugby player…. that’s a stretch)Upside… WE’RE GOING TO FRENCH MOMMY’S! I can spend a weekend cuddled up in front of the fire being spoiled. And the clocks go back so there’s one extra hour of spoiling. And Fifty has even gotten a bath for the occasion (and homeboy needed it… he smelled like bad bacon. Gross). Plus hanging with French Nana in her bar. And maybe if we’re really really lucky, we’ll go to see the Clermont v. Paris rugby match. Can you tell I’m really really excited?
Gotta go!Oh, and have a Happy Halloween!bisou
P.S. And I almost forgot… yesterday all of the children from the village came around trick or treating. Do French children not know when Halloween is? And there were three adults with them. Do these adults not know when Halloween is? I didn’t open the door because 1. Fifty was going nuts because there were a bunch of children dressed like monsters outside (so in Fifty’s eyes, a bunch of little monsters) and 2. I didn’t have any candy… because it wasn’t Halloween! I have made two decisions from this 1. as the local American, I need to speak to Le Villagers and explain proper Halloween etiquette, and 2. if this is how they are going to behave, I may go door to door asking for wine whenever the spirit moves me, possibly in costume. -
I'll have a beer; Root Beer
It’s early on a Sunday evening and you and your significant other decide to go out for a drink, a nice little apéro to bridge the gap until dinner. You say goodbye to your dog and beg him to be good and to please not eat the hand mixer (again) because you really don’t want to have to buy another one (because he loves eating appliances) and off you go.
You walk up to the bar and from the outside you can see the images of a few people sitting at a table, but other than that it’s empty.
And then you walk in…The Parisian is behind the bar polishing glasses, while The Velvet Underground plays in the background (The Parisian has excellent taste in music). And over at the one and only occupied table sits Child Bride, her sister Angel (14), her sister Wolf (7), and Angel’s friend, all just hanging out, playing Uno.
Three teenagers and a pre-tween. That’s it, no one else.
Five kids playing cards, in a bar, on a Sunday night.
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cuddles
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strike 2
You know that strike I was talking about?
Yesterday the pension reform bill (the reason everyones panties are in a bunch) was passed by the French Senate.
I’m going to go ahead and guess that there will be more strike action coming, so just in case, Fifty will be continuing his red wagon mush mush training.
Here’s a CNN report from Paris…
Two comments about this video:1. When the reporter got pepper sprayed The Husband said, “Is he stupid or what?” This made me laugh.2. Thanks CNN for pointing out who the undercover cops are. I’ll be sure to avoid them when I get my riot on.

